# What your datastore says about you

DevFeed: [What your datastore says about you](<https://devfeed.tech/articles/what-your-datastore-says-about-you-32176.md>)

Original publisher: [Read original article](<https://adambard.com/blog/what-your-datastore-says-about-you/>)

Published: 2013-10-08T00:00:00Z

Content type: opinion

Language: en

Sources: [Adam Bard](<https://devfeed.tech/sources/adam-bard.md>)

Topics: [Databases](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/databases.md>), [MySQL](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/mysql.md>), [Apache Cassandra](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/cassandra.md>), [MongoDB](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/mongodb.md>), [PostgreSQL](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/postgresql.md>), [Redis](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/redis.md>), [SQLite](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/sqlite.md>), [Oracle Database](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/oracle-database.md>), [sql-server](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/sql-server.md>), [Clojure](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/clojure.md>), [C++](<https://devfeed.tech/topics/c-plus-plus.md>)

Tags: [c-plus-plus](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/c-plus-plus.md>), [cassandra](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/cassandra.md>), [clojure](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/clojure.md>), [database](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/database.md>), [databases](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/databases.md>), [mongodb](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/mongodb.md>), [mysql](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/mysql.md>), [oracle](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/oracle.md>), [postgresql](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/postgresql.md>), [redis](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/redis.md>), [sql-server](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/sql-server.md>), [sqlite](<https://devfeed.tech/tags/sqlite.md>)

## AI overview

A humorous opinion piece assigns stereotypical developer attitudes to different datastore technologies, including SQLite, MySQL, PostgreSQL, Oracle, SQL Server, MongoDB, Cassandra, Redis, and others.

## Source excerpt

Disclaimer: Do I even need a disclaimer? Chill out dudes, don't get all bent.